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The reason a
dog has so
many friends
is that he
wags his
tail instead
of his
tongue.
-Anonymous
Don't accept
your dog's
admiration
as
conclusive
evidence
that you are
wonderful.
-Ann Landers
If there are
no dogs in
Heaven, then
when I die I
want to go
where they
went.
-Will Rogers
There is no
psychiatrist
in the world
like a puppy
licking your
face.
-Ben
Williams
A dog is the
only thing
on earth
that loves
you more
than he
loves
himself.
-Josh
Billings
The average
dog is a
nicer person
than the
average
person.
-Andy Rooney
We give dogs
time we can
spare, space
we can spare
and love we
can spare.
And in
return, dogs
give us
their all.
It's the
best deal
man has ever
made.
-M. Acklam
Dogs love
their
friends and
bite their
enemies,
quite unlike
people, who
are
incapable of
pure love
and always
have to mix
love and
hate.
-Sigmund
Freud
I wonder if
other dogs
think
poodles are
members of a
weird
religious
cult.
-Rita Rudner
A dog
teaches a
boy
fidelity,
perseverance,
and to turn
around three
times before
lying down.
-Robert
Benchley
Anybody who
doesn't know
what soap
tastes like
never washed
a dog.
-Franklin P.
Jones
If I have
any beliefs
about
immortality,
it is that
certain dogs
I have
known will
go to
heaven, and
very, very
few persons.
-James
Thurber
If your dog
is fat, you
aren't
getting
enough
exercise.
-Unknown
My dog is
worried
about the
economy
because Alpo
is up to
$3.00 a can.
That's
almost
$21.00 in
dog money.
-Joe
Weinstein
Ever
consider
what our
dogs must
think of us?
I mean, here
we come back
from a
grocery
store with
the most
amazing haul
-- chicken,
pork, half a
cow. They
must think
we're the
greatest
hunters on
earth!
-Anne Tyler
Women and
cats will do
as they
please, and
men and dogs
should relax
and get used
to the idea.
-Robert A.
Heinlein
Speak softly
and own a
big, mean
Doberman.
-Dave
Miliman
If you pick
up a
starving dog
and make him
prosperous,
he will not
bite you;
that is the
principal
difference
between a
dog and a
man.
-Mark Twain
You can say
any foolish
thing to a
dog, and the
dog will
give you a
look that
says, 'Wow,
you're
right! I
never
would've
thought of
that!'
- Dave Barry
Dogs are not
our whole
life, but
they make
our lives
whole.
-Roger Caras
If you think
dogs can't
count, try
putting
three dog
biscuits in
your
pocket and
then giving
Fido only
two of them.
-Phil
Pastoret
My goal in
life is to
be as good
of a person
as
my dog
already
thinks I am.
-Tom Adair |
